Turns Out You CAN Startle a Fish Tuesday!

Here's where we see Adam just give up.


So now, the Black Condor can swim like a freakin' dolphin. And you know, if a person can learn to fly just by living with a bunch of birds, why wouldn't those skills translate under water?

Oh, comics, why must you test my love for you?

I shall become a creature of the night. I shall become... a bat!

A bat who fights crime with over-sized candy canes.......


and big ol' tubs o' taffy:


Hey, those batarangs aren't cheap, and you don't always get them back! You've got to save a buck or two whenever you can.

Yes, I know it wasn't really Bruce under the cowl at that particular moment, but you know that was something he would have done back then. Don't act like it matters, because we both know it doesn't.

That was from Detective Comics #222, by the way.

See you tomorrow!